It's not like I ever do anything bad. Like, I've never stolen or hit and run. It's more like. "Oh, I did that wrong." "Oh. I could have said that better." "Oh, maybe I shouldn't bring up the Israeli Peace Process in casual company, WHY DO I DO THAT?" And then I get self conscious it spirals to "everything I do is a mistake" to "I'm a botch of a human being. I'm just going to crawl into a hole until I die"

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The first episode is probably the 2nd grossest. It gets more interesting when the girls get stories.