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Guys! What happens if Trump wins?

I'll tell you one thing that will happen: I'll win $2 from my employee.

"OMG, you bet to support Trump?" My wife asked. No, of course I do not support Trump. But for 2 years I'd had to hear guy talk about how it's mathematically impossible for Trump to win because there are too many women and PoC voters. So, during the Summer I asked him if he wanted to wager on it. I think guy is ignoring the crazy electoral vote system and underestimating 30 years of hatred toward Hillary Clinton. The fact H isn't overwhelmingly in the lead is a bad sign. He thinks I give too much credence to polls, which ultimately serve to keep people interested in polls until the election.

And that's $2 if he gets elected. Trump wouldn't have to get sworn in.

In any case, my guy has been annoyingly cocksure and it's worth risking $2 to be able to hold over him, at least until the bombs start dropping.

Date: 2016-11-03 04:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pen-grunt.livejournal.com
I'm going to be *really* nice to you because it might help to have friends who live in Canada. . . .

Date: 2016-11-03 04:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sacramentalist.livejournal.com
Time to start up the Underground Railroad, again.

Trump is going to build a northern wall to keep youse Americans in.
Edited Date: 2016-11-03 04:37 pm (UTC)

Date: 2016-11-03 04:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pen-grunt.livejournal.com
*tears* *tears* *tears*

But Minnesota is SO CLOSE to Canada. Can't we just come?

Date: 2016-11-03 04:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sacramentalist.livejournal.com
Sure. I have room for a family three, maybe more. I don't know if you'll like our warm climate.

Date: 2016-11-03 04:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pen-grunt.livejournal.com
I can adjust.

Date: 2016-11-04 10:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chris-warrior.livejournal.com
I'm going to be *really* nice to you because it might help to have friends who live in Canada. . . .

this seems like a sound plan.

in other news, i hope like heck you lose $2.

in other-other news, i seriously doubt the first nation he'll bomb will be Canada. then again, i may be over-estimating his wisdom.

Date: 2016-11-05 12:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sacramentalist.livejournal.com
He'll just sue the G&M and Macleans for saying bad things about him.

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