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sacramentalistHello new friends!
I found a post from my past for a good opener. I've repeated it a couple times. Lots of funny people repeat themselves, shut up:
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C came home with cat advice from a co-worker. He managed to calm his cat down by playing the alpha-cat -- pinning it down and hissing. Even biting his neck. It took him six months of consistent discipline, but he got the cat to behave. I have my doubts, as after six months, a cat can just calm down on his own.
After dinner the other day, Chester was being ornery. So I decided to try this out. I turned him on his back, and hissed at him. From the back of the throat. Like a cat. Since I had just had dinner, I horked on my cat's face. Like a cobra. Chester just sat there, stunned like a straight man, with beads of liquid all over his head.
I got a paper towel and cleaned him up. C was useless, as she was too busy howling with laughter.
I found a post from my past for a good opener. I've repeated it a couple times. Lots of funny people repeat themselves, shut up:
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C came home with cat advice from a co-worker. He managed to calm his cat down by playing the alpha-cat -- pinning it down and hissing. Even biting his neck. It took him six months of consistent discipline, but he got the cat to behave. I have my doubts, as after six months, a cat can just calm down on his own.
After dinner the other day, Chester was being ornery. So I decided to try this out. I turned him on his back, and hissed at him. From the back of the throat. Like a cat. Since I had just had dinner, I horked on my cat's face. Like a cobra. Chester just sat there, stunned like a straight man, with beads of liquid all over his head.
I got a paper towel and cleaned him up. C was useless, as she was too busy howling with laughter.
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Date: 2013-12-11 12:46 am (UTC)I forgot about this story. I bet Chester hasn't forgotten about it.
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Date: 2013-12-11 01:24 am (UTC)Hey. Remember that time
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Date: 2013-12-11 01:33 am (UTC)Lies!
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Date: 2013-12-11 01:40 am (UTC)Oh Nicole, my sweet Nicole.
Oh Nicole, sweet sweet Nicole
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Date: 2013-12-11 02:44 pm (UTC)Chester is one of those 2-pet cats. He wants to pet him twice, but if you do it a third time, he'll bite.
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Date: 2013-12-11 01:48 pm (UTC)I can only imagine what my Chester would do if I tried something like that. I might have to do it and film the results.
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Date: 2013-12-11 02:18 pm (UTC)That's his way of saying "It's on!"
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Date: 2013-12-11 05:57 pm (UTC)It kind of looks like the (1997) Student Union at U Akron, too.
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