Date: 2013-10-09 12:06 am (UTC)
Okay, here's what you do: get an angel costume and a clipboard. Go up to the old lady and tell her that God will see her shortly. Also confidentially whisper to her that He didn't seem too pleased about she's doing right now. Before you walk away, tell the other one, "Oh, by the way, the Lord thanks you for your blood sacrifice, so you can still regretting it." Ta Dah!
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