Observations while driving

[sacramentalist]

I think it's Lesbian Day in Windsor. Twice in 5 minutes I saw two women together and they either kiss or hold hands while crossing the street.

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I was tempted to yell at the crone outside of Met Hospital holding the "abortion stops a beating heart" sign, but she looked like she could disintegrate at any moment. She's probably hedging her bets that there's a Heaven.

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I am part of the pro-bike camp where I think some cyclists need to be clubbed with a clue-bar. Actually, I'm glad they are on bikes because they would probably kill someone in a car.

Can I be pro-bike but complain about idiot cyclists? I say, YES.

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I love this Autumn weather. I can have my car window open. I don't like randoms asking me for change while I'm stuffing my face. I don't have any change. I used my credit card for this. Uncomfortable. In retrospect, I should have given her my fries. But I'm pretty sure she wanted booze. Next time...

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Comments

[mandydax.livejournal.com]

Okay, here's what you do: get an angel costume and a clipboard. Go up to the old lady and tell her that God will see her shortly. Also confidentially whisper to her that He didn't seem too pleased about she's doing right now. Before you walk away, tell the other one, "Oh, by the way, the Lord thanks you for your blood sacrifice, so you can still regretting it." Ta Dah!