Bleah

[sacramentalist]

Typical bachelor fridge. Eggs. Spinach. Beer. Lots of condiments.

It's so clean! It's certainly uncontaminated by cheese.

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[jwright-71673.livejournal.com]

Eggs. Spinach. Beer.

Yep. I bet I could live on that for quite some time. :-[

[sacramentalist.livejournal.com]

poached eggs served on a bed of lettuce. Yummeh

[sacramentalist.livejournal.com]

I may be tired and inhaled some fumes, but that plastic wrapper looks like Cartman.

[crushdmb.livejournal.com]

IT REALLY DOES

[sacramentalist.livejournal.com]

That's the Sealtest bag holding an unused bag of milk. The blue pitcher with a handle has an opened bag in there. That's how we do it in Soviet Canuckistan.

[crushdmb.livejournal.com]

Oooh yeah, bags! Dude, that's too much work. The blue pitcher would never get washed and it would be terrible.

[sacramentalist.livejournal.com]

Nono. The bag goes into the pitcher. You just just snip off the corner. The milk stays in the bag the whole time.

[pen-grunt.livejournal.com]

OMG bagged milk. It was a "thing" here in the early 90s and it didn't catch on. I remember that our refrigerator kept it a touch too cold and so it had milk ice crystals in it which was THE BEST THING EVER.

[sacramentalist.livejournal.com]

It's less wasteful than other methods. I didn't know it wasn't something others did until someone was making fun of Canadians and their milk bags. Don't make fun of someone's milk bags. How rude can someone be?

[beautyofgrey.livejournal.com]

Milk bags...*snicker* It just sounds dirty.

[crushdmb.livejournal.com]

But then you spill it, right? I feel like I would have milk everywhere.

[sacramentalist.livejournal.com]

It come out pretty straight. It's really not that complicated.

It sucks when you don't have scissors nearby. Using a knife can lead to some jagged edges. If you do a hatchet job the milk will shoot in different directions, like when urinating after ejaculating (this is a real thing)

[crushdmb.livejournal.com]

I have two pairs of scissors, neither of which I can ever locate.

[zimon66]

First time I ever saw bagged milk was in a "Kids in the Hall" skit.

[sacramentalist.livejournal.com]

You can't fix the car without a whole lotta milka.

[crushdmb.livejournal.com]

this is totally my fridge except add milk and make it fancy beer.

[sacramentalist.livejournal.com]

OK. There's some milk. And apple and orange juice in the door.

And I JUST REMEMBERED I HAVE GIRL SCOUT COOKIES IN THE FREEZER. Nom nom nom!

[crushdmb.livejournal.com]

OH SHIZ!! What kind?!

[sacramentalist.livejournal.com]

The classic kind. One row of chocolate and one row of vanilla.

[crushdmb.livejournal.com]

I want all the cookies.

[sacramentalist.livejournal.com]

I love when they're frozen. Frozen Oreos, too.

[crushdmb.livejournal.com]

Yessssss.

[weegoddess.livejournal.com]

Frozen Thin Mints. Oh geeeeez.

[jonthedull.livejournal.com]

If we didn't have a guinea pig our fridge would be totally empty of vegetables. Beer and eggs... I wonder how long one can survive on those two things? It seems an orange must have to be thrown in now and then to prevent scurvy.

[sacramentalist.livejournal.com]

There's fruit in the beer. It's a Lambec sort of thing. I also have apple and orange juice in the door

[weegoddess.livejournal.com]

There's fruit in the beer. It's a Lambec sort of thing.

::spits tea::
::adores you for that::

[shereenb.livejournal.com]

My fridge is crammed to the gills these days. Beer, cider, wine, ginger beer, tonic water, a bottle of Floc; assorted tubs of coleslaw, dips, hummus; loads of fruit, loads of veg, loads of half-used bottles of sauces, and some scary tubs of leftovers that I really must clear out this weekend.

It's not nearly as clean or tidy as yours.

Do Canadian bachelors really keep spinach in their fridges?

[sacramentalist.livejournal.com]

I did a purge & clean before my wife and company come home.

I doubt any bachelor would keep spinach. It's kind of an anomaly.