More things people hate that I'm indifferent to

Christmas Letters

Of course they're showboating how great their year was. Do you want a card reiterating how life is an existential nightmare? If more people wrote them, the bar would be higher.

Caillou

I spent enough time trolling the Booj to know everyone hates Caillou. I don't get it. Is it the bald head? Everyone loves Ang. Maybe he should tattoo and arrow on it.

I once read someone complain how Caillou sucks because he whines about the weather stopping him from playing outside. Since she was molested at 3 so his whiney problems are so insignificant. Heartbreaking I know, but come on.

Socks with sandals. Crocs. Pleats.

I tell everyone else to grow up but apparently I'm 75. I have no understanding of the issue. I'll just trust everyone's insane hatred has some merit and avoid them.