Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.

"Hey. Every time I go to the bank to deposit my paycheque, there's a problem. Either an angry person taking up the line, or the machine is broken"

"Hey. Why don't you just use the app on your phone?"

"Hey. Then I have this cheque kicking around. I just want to know the bank has it and I don't do something dumb."

"Hey. Why doesn't your employer do direct deposit?"

"Hey. Why don't you go fuck yourself?"