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The President of my condo called me yesterday. Her name is close to a friend's so I was nicely surprised by a call, then disappointed the condo needs something from me. My signature.

They want to edit the bylaws to allow smoking weed in the units but forbid growing it. Apparently, "only three plants can ruin a home".

I asked a bunch of questions, then said I'd like to think about it before I put my name on something.

"Ok, well get back to me. Your signature is important to pass this, Jesse"
"I'm Steve"
"... right. OK, goodbye."

Then she called back to apologize for calling me Jesse.

Then I called her back to get VM. I did not leave one. Jesse don't play voicemail tag.