question.

[sacramentalist]

What is the craziest thing you secretly believe?

Do you believe reptilians rule the world? Think vaccines cause lycanthropy?

Anonymous comments allowed, but why bother? I'll start.

I don't believe in ghosts or monsters, but at night I think something will bite me if I dangle a limb off my bed. I also can't sleep with the closet open. I shudder when I consider I've closed more closets in my life than opened them.

Comments

[immemor.livejournal.com]

I have the same issue with the closet door. I don’t think there are monsters in there. But for some reason, the closet door being cracked open makes me uncomfortable.

Also, I need to shower every time I poo. I’m OCD about it. If I’m away from home or my hotel room or whatever, I’m just not able to function until I can take a shower. I know it’s gross and weird but I hate poo. I hate it so much.

[sacramentalist.livejournal.com]

Well, I can't see without my glasses, so the blobby noise of an open closet can be a little surprising at 3am. the visual cortex is made to find patterns.