question.

[sacramentalist]

What is the craziest thing you secretly believe?

Do you believe reptilians rule the world? Think vaccines cause lycanthropy?

Anonymous comments allowed, but why bother? I'll start.

I don't believe in ghosts or monsters, but at night I think something will bite me if I dangle a limb off my bed. I also can't sleep with the closet open. I shudder when I consider I've closed more closets in my life than opened them.

Comments

[sacramentalist.livejournal.com]

Haha. Kids are so frustrating. My sister and I used to fight over whose glass of coke was more full. Even the slightest marginal difference in meniscus would make us bicker. Poor mom.

For a slob, I'm surprisingly fussy. Books on the shelf have to be in order. Same with my CD's and movies. It bothers me so much that they're in a pile in a laundry basket in the basement right now. But if I organize them, it HAS to be done right.

[pen-grunt.livejournal.com]

Along the lines of childhood stuff: I used to believe that inanimate objects had feelings. For instance, I cried a lot when we had to get rid of my old mattress and get a new one, because the old mattress had been a good mattress and I thought it would feel bad and lonely.

[sacramentalist.livejournal.com]

You've reminded me of the Ikea lamp commercial. Did you ever see that?

The Brave Little Toaster must have been a nightmare for you.

[pen-grunt.livejournal.com]

It was REAL.