He's bigger news than a white girl twerking!

Dang it. This new Pope is raising the bar. Now he's Time's Man of the Year? He's bigger news than a white girl twerking! When I'm Pope, he's going to be a tough act to follow.

My tweets

• Wed, 11:28: Dang it.This new Pope keeps raising the bar. Now he's Time's Man of the Year? When I'm Pope, he's going to be a tough act to follow.
• Wed, 11:30: RT @VeryShortStory: Walter loved Jillian, the librarian. He longed to sort her stacks, turn her pages. But they were shelved apart, classic…