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sacramentalist) wrote2013-12-10 07:29 pm
sacramentalist) wrote2013-12-10 07:29 pm
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I found a post from my past for a good opener. I've repeated it a couple times. Lots of funny people repeat themselves, shut up:
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C came home with cat advice from a co-worker. He managed to calm his cat down by playing the alpha-cat -- pinning it down and hissing. Even biting his neck. It took him six months of consistent discipline, but he got the cat to behave. I have my doubts, as after six months, a cat can just calm down on his own.
After dinner the other day, Chester was being ornery. So I decided to try this out. I turned him on his back, and hissed at him. From the back of the throat. Like a cat. Since I had just had dinner, I horked on my cat's face. Like a cobra. Chester just sat there, stunned like a straight man, with beads of liquid all over his head.
I got a paper towel and cleaned him up. C was useless, as she was too busy howling with laughter.
I found a post from my past for a good opener. I've repeated it a couple times. Lots of funny people repeat themselves, shut up:
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C came home with cat advice from a co-worker. He managed to calm his cat down by playing the alpha-cat -- pinning it down and hissing. Even biting his neck. It took him six months of consistent discipline, but he got the cat to behave. I have my doubts, as after six months, a cat can just calm down on his own.
After dinner the other day, Chester was being ornery. So I decided to try this out. I turned him on his back, and hissed at him. From the back of the throat. Like a cat. Since I had just had dinner, I horked on my cat's face. Like a cobra. Chester just sat there, stunned like a straight man, with beads of liquid all over his head.
I got a paper towel and cleaned him up. C was useless, as she was too busy howling with laughter.
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Hey. Remember that time
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Lies!
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Oh Nicole, my sweet Nicole.
Oh Nicole, sweet sweet Nicole
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